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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Woody Allen
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... is so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
I can agree with this
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started by
thegrandpatron
(01.18.2002 8:50:50 AM EST)
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
...they're into Oral Sex. When they look at each other she says, "Screw You!" and his tender reply is, "Fuck You!".
LMAO
!! GO RAMS !!
OK, but
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started by
tjshere
(01.18.2002 7:43:08 AM EST)
At least get her to bring you a beer first.
Sorry, PC. I have no idea who said that. He has the right idea though. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Sex games.
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.18.2002 5:26:26 AM EST)
"I beleive in going to church every Sunday, except when there is a game on."
Alright GBers, can you guess which comedian had originally said this line?
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