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Stop And Smell The Flowers

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 01/15/2002
 
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Anyone remember learning Botany in High School? If not, I'm not explaining this joke.

Stop And Smell The Flowers

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    Botany is my life dear! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (01.16.2002 6:49:01 PM EST)

    Seeds my specialty!...:)!!!
    I'm a seed analyst.

    So how does that tickle your stamen?...LOL!

    This is really cute Mega Patron!

    Kisses!

    Hahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.16.2002 12:44:50 PM EST)

    This one's a keeper and a ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I forgot to mention! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (01.16.2002 11:44:37 AM EST)

    ...that I have the purdiest pink tulips you've ever seen! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    If you think that smells good... (3 replies)
    started by misspk
    (01.16.2002 11:05:06 AM EST)

    ...you should smell MY flower!

    (Oh I am soooooo sorry for my crassness) *grin*

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.15.2002 8:13:12 PM EST)

    pretty funny...

    So much sex going on (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.15.2002 2:51:52 PM EST)

    and nobody ever wrote in and objected about it.

    Kiss my Ass !

    If she...... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (01.15.2002 1:34:21 PM EST)

    ......gets any closer he may shoot his stamen in her face.

    ---oooOOOOooo---
    I remember Botany... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (01.15.2002 10:28:29 AM EST)

    Brenda Botany was her name. She could suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose.

    Great toon GP.. never seen this 'un.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Pistil whiffed. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (01.15.2002 7:26:57 AM EST)

    Keep your pollen out of my pistil.

    I think we all, at one time, have heard that, one way or another.

    It's not a Classic (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.15.2002 7:14:37 AM EST)


    But as Robnoxious has taught us. They can't all be. It's just a new take. An angle never thought of. Now it make sense why alergies are such a pain in the ass.

    I think (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.15.2002 6:23:57 AM EST)

    What makes this one funny is the way the flowers are giggling. Must be teen-age flowers.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    If you're a.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (01.15.2002 2:49:22 AM EST)

    ...good little pansy maybe you'll get your pistil poked...LOL!

    Mmmmm, I have a fantasy... ~SweetiePeach~

    Skipping Class (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (01.15.2002 0:10:51 AM EST)


    Most dogs will try and sniff your genitals.

    The Naked Canuck
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