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#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
One Liners
Q. What is the difference between a harley and a hoover? A. The location of the dirt bag.
lol
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bigjohn2
(01.15.2002 8:13:12 PM EST)
pretty funny...
So much sex going on
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marvin
(01.15.2002 2:51:52 PM EST)
and nobody ever wrote in and objected about it.
If she......
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(01.15.2002 1:34:21 PM EST)
......gets any closer he may shoot his stamen in her face.
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I remember Botany...
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roger
(01.15.2002 10:28:29 AM EST)
Brenda Botany was her name. She could suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose.
But as Robnoxious has taught us. They can't all be. It's just a new take. An angle never thought of. Now it make sense why alergies are such a pain in the ass.
I think
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tjshere
(01.15.2002 6:23:57 AM EST)
What makes this one funny is the way the flowers are giggling. Must be teen-age flowers.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
If you're a....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(01.15.2002 2:49:22 AM EST)
...good little pansy maybe you'll get your pistil poked...LOL!
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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