Santa Retires
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 03/04/2002
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Meanwhile... (3 replies) started by proverbialchump (03.04.2002 5:57:58 PM EST) back at the Clause's crib, the Misses is being tamed by a bunch of elfs.

Santa the pimp (0 replies) started by damsel (03.04.2002 1:18:54 PM EST) He probably just went there to start filling those letters for all the people on the naughty list ;-) Damsel

Way to go Santa. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (03.04.2002 1:00:03 PM EST) It's about time you got some nice toys to play with. Love the country, live to pee outside!

lmao (0 replies) started by obiwan (03.04.2002 11:26:23 AM EST) that was funny. But conner's reaction is even better. Didn't know non-brainers post here. ~Obiwan~

Conner is from Iowa??? (0 replies) started by roger (03.04.2002 9:21:09 AM EST) That explains it all. So GP, who brings me my ugly ties and socks this Christmas? See what you went and done. Next thing you know you'll be telling me Santa is really my daddy. Just protecting my sheep

Hmmmm (0 replies) started by tjshere (03.04.2002 8:41:29 AM EST) Based on some of the other cartoons I've seen, Santa is giving up some pretty nice perks from the ladies. Poor Patron, he's been insulted. If he was here to read that I'm sure he would feel terrible. WAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!! Nah, he wouldn't. Never fear.....TJ's here!

There goes Christmas (0 replies) started by malcom (03.04.2002 6:35:17 AM EST) When you're the boss,you tend to get a little lazy.

Fuck you GrandPatron... (17 replies) started by conner (03.04.2002 4:26:19 AM EST) What's wrong with Iowa? Where are you from? Missiouri?? "A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body" -Ignorance will kill any good man-

Giving up ? (0 replies) started by marvin (03.04.2002 3:51:01 AM EST) on the best job going .... you only have to work one day a year !

I agree (12 replies)   started by acidinterval (03.04.2002 3:09:15 AM EST) being from iowa, i would have to agree with that statement "Did I just say that outloud?"

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