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marvin
(01.14.2002 2:38:29 PM EST)
don't bother with the deep throat blow jobs any more ! LOL
Congratulations on getting into the top ten GP, one day I might make it too, you never know ;-)
Hahahahahahaha!
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kweenbee
(01.14.2002 11:21:53 AM EST)
Funnier than shit! Great toon , Grand. Makes me feel so at home and welcome.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Her eyes pop open...
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misspk
(01.14.2002 10:58:22 AM EST)
"Well if you had something, maybe I would have felt it!"
Congratulations GrandPatron! I guess I should get busy submitting because I'm a poor loser. I pinch, and slap, and stuff like that. Being a therapist, what do you think of that? Haha! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
CONGRATULATIONS TO GP!!
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sweetiepeach
(01.14.2002 10:41:36 AM EST)
In honor of your meteoric rise (in your standings not your manmeat), I would like to dedicate this little diddy to you, GP:
Grand Patron just loved to submit
Pictures of cartoons and tits
But lo and behold
He was constantly told
"Your jokes we won't use cuz their shit!"
I would like to thank TJ for the acknowledgement. I am proud to be recognized by my favorite site.
I just wish I could come up with some Long, Lame Jokes. Then I could move on up the old ladder.
I would also like to thank the Loser who was the previous Number Ten. Because his mommy wouldn't give him the $20 and he had to drop out when this became a pay site.
ATTENTION FELLOW GOOFS!
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tjshere
(01.14.2002 3:49:35 AM EST)
This post propels the Grand Patron into undisputed possession of 10th place on the all-time most contributions published list. By making the top 10, his smiling face now assumes it's rightful place in the Goofball fans section. ^5, Patron, many congrats and many thanks.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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