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#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
If all women dressed this way it would eliminate alot of problems in the workplace, and on the drive home. Do you think that her heels would keep geting caught in the steering wheel?
...get Whiplash interviewing this gal. Between trying to look down her Top and up her Skirt.
OH yeah, Ha Ha LMAO Roger
LMAO!
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tjshere
(01.13.2002 8:53:04 AM EST)
In her case, I wouldn't mind having her sit blow me either. Er, I mean below me.
Funny toon, your Grandness. ^5!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
This HR Dept. rips!
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proverbialchump
(01.13.2002 6:39:21 AM EST)
Women should always be put high upon a pedestal. High enough to look up their dress.
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