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Sealed fate
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started by
malcom
(02.03.2002 7:07:17 AM EST)
It's gonna be seal for supper if that guy turns around.
Poor Eskimo
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started by
marvin
(02.03.2002 5:44:11 AM EST)
if he's going to sit there all day long he's got a very long wait indeed ! (land of the midnight sun)
These must be....
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started by
tjshere
(02.03.2002 1:08:43 AM EST)
Suckerfish. If they didn't like the mermaid they would be Blowfish.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
If I was a fish, I must admit...
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started by
willi
(02.03.2002 0:27:07 AM EST)
I would prefer a nip of a gorgeous mermaid rather than a piece of some eskimo's dangling worm.
Now, Charlie Tuna would have a different opinion. He was gay, you know!
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