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Wow!,
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started by
willi
(02.05.2002 8:05:39 PM EST)
I would have thought the vacuum from the total void of integrity from within that safety tape would have snapped that sapling clean off!
Oh well, it's that many less leaves I have to rake this year.
Hahahahaha.
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started by
kweenbee
(02.05.2002 1:24:12 PM EST)
Along with Robert Wagner. LMAO@Sweetie. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Now guys....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(02.05.2002 11:01:56 AM EST)
...you make it sound like the Police always screw up an investigation. Look at the OJ thing...oh wait, they did screw it up. Okay, look at Gary Condit...ooops, fucked that up too! Now that William Shatner thing...hmmmm...bad choice. Wait, I have it, the Jon Benet Ramsey case...shit, another bad choice. Okay, okay...I'll just say this:
P - People
O - Out
L - Letting
I - Idiot
C - Criminals
E - Escape
...has to be the luckiest person around. Just when his deal was heating up, along comes Gary Condit. Then when Gary Condit's deal was heating up, along came September 11th.
...and I'm driving 55 mph in a 40 mph zone and get a ticket. When's my 15 minutes of fame?
Yeah GP but...
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started by
proverbialchump
(02.05.2002 6:52:16 AM EST)
theres that one in a hundred zillion chance that OJ's DNA wasnt his.
What ever happened with Gary Condit?
Rodney King did it!
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started by
tjshere
(02.05.2002 4:30:05 AM EST)
So the tampering doesn't matter. He has a free pass now.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Tampering ?
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started by
marvin
(02.05.2002 4:04:43 AM EST)
Hell there wasn't even a body there !
If the glove don't fit, you must aquit! And my next tee time is in an hour so... hurry up!
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