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Practical Advice For Geeks

By: marvinPublished: 02/11/2002
 
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Reading isn't going to get this guy anywhere.

Practical Advice For Geeks

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    Hey Marvin. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.11.2002 6:00:29 PM EST)

    You posing again? ^5 bud

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hey Marvin. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.11.2002 6:00:13 PM EST)

    You posing again? ^5 bud

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hey Marv, (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.11.2002 7:34:19 AM EST)


    This isn't a self portrait is it?

    haha Just Kidding.

    Rule No. 2. (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.11.2002 6:55:17 AM EST)

    Lose the Harry Potter glasses.

    He should of bought the Maturbation for Dummies book, instead.

    Is there an alternative ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.11.2002 5:42:52 AM EST)

    "How to pick up Geeky Women", he'd probably stand a chance with that.

    Kiss my Ass !

    In his case (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2002 3:44:04 AM EST)

    He would be extremely lucky to even pick up an ugly one. Perhaps he should read my favorite....."How to Pick Up Blind Women."

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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