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Birthday Wish

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/15/2002
 
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I normally don't ask for a Big Hairy one myself.

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    well they say...... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.02.2002 6:00:54 PM EST)

    you get what you wish for,next yeah wish for miss pk.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.15.2002 11:33:51 AM EST)

    He shouldn't have closed his eyes when he made that wish. LMAO@Miss PK ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    It's not all that bad... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (02.15.2002 8:01:10 AM EST)

    ...he could have asked for a 'Heavy Sweater'!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Ward, you where... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.15.2002 7:58:37 AM EST)

    a little hard on the beaver last night, dont you think.

    You cant teach an old beaver new tricks. But they can show you a thing or two.

    This looks... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.15.2002 7:19:44 AM EST)


    ...an awful lot like the girl I almost lost my virginity to.

    I hope (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.15.2002 2:50:15 AM EST)

    the floor polish isn't "beaver wax" !

    Kiss my Ass !

    Hair is way overrated! (1 reply)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.15.2002 0:37:48 AM EST)

    I've taken quite a shine to wood floors! ;-)

    Funny one, GP!

    You wanna play with me?

    Happy Birthday to you (1 reply)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.15.2002 0:20:24 AM EST)


    Next time, wish for pussy.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Neither do I (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.15.2002 0:10:07 AM EST)

    And I usually prefer them to be toothless as well.

    I'm impressed with the shine on his floor. I wonder what type of cleaner he uses? ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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