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Why is it that anyone driving slower than you is a Moron, and anyone driving faster than you is an Idiot?
Cute,but
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started by
malcom
(02.08.2002 7:03:34 AM EST)
call me old fashioned.A tire iron still works great.
No problemo
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started by
tjshere
(02.08.2002 4:07:19 AM EST)
I carry a key-ring clipped to one of my belt loops. If I have to squeeze between our cars I'll just make sure the keys are on his/her side.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I did that once
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started by
marvin
(02.08.2002 2:21:31 AM EST)
left a guy a very polite but sarcastic note thanking him for blocking my driveway .... he went ape !
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