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Burning Bush.
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started by
proverbialchump
(02.25.2002 5:44:54 PM EST)
If I had the powers of Moses, I could think of lot better things, that I would want to part. Id be looking for that burning bush!
That's gonna leave a mark
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started by
roger
(02.25.2002 11:11:24 AM EST)
I'll tell you what though, I hate flying and it sure would be nice to be able to drive to Spain.
Wish Moses was still around. TJ went to school with him, did you know that? hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
Just practicing
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started by
marvin
(02.25.2002 3:07:51 AM EST)
for the big one next week !
Next up is Greg Louganis perofrming a reverse triple somersault in the piked position.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Oh shit
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started by
kweenbee
(02.25.2002 0:25:55 AM EST)
Aspirin anyone?
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Oh no
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started by
tjshere
(02.25.2002 0:11:06 AM EST)
I'll bet Moses' toilet was really a sight to see. Ewwwwwwwwww! LOL
So far we have quite a good batch today. This is a crack-up, Marvin. Cheers!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
