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Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
Mama get
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started by
kweenbee
(02.26.2002 2:32:54 PM EST)
Real kill. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I've got an uncle
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started by
meesha
(02.26.2002 11:13:28 AM EST)
who eats anything that moves - including road kill! He's made racoon enchiladas, elk burgers and opossum meatloaf. Wanna have dinner with him sometime?!?
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
