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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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The Future Of Screensavers

By: damselPublished: 03/17/2002
 
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I hope that crystal ball isn't running Windows ME. Can he predict the amount of time he'll be on the tech support line?

The Future Of Screensavers

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    My future with Rosey. (2 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.17.2002 7:28:47 PM EST)

    My girlfriends psychic. She says she can see my future in the palm of my own hand.

    Who thinks this shit up? (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.17.2002 11:40:38 AM EST)

    Good toon Damsel. ^5 to ya'.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hahahaha (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.17.2002 11:17:09 AM EST)

    Good show, Damsel!! Congrats on #1. I'll leave you a whole fistful of goofballs for it.

    What's up with the guys? I thought only women did this sort of thing. I know I would only allow a woman to gaze into my crystal balls.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hey Damsel, (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.17.2002 8:25:21 AM EST)


    keep it up, just 118 more contributions and we can get that Willard loser off the "Fan Page".

    Congratulations (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (03.17.2002 0:50:49 AM EST)

    to you Damsel on your first posted submission.

    5 stars for the first post.


    Just protecting my sheep

    I can see an upgrade in your future (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.17.2002 0:49:50 AM EST)


    Isn't that from Windows 3.11?

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