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Even if they aren't allowed to kep the evidence.......I'm sure they will make copies!
I really hope....
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tjshere
(03.23.2002 12:21:48 PM EST)
This is NOT San Francisco.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Correction!
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started by
misspk
(03.23.2002 9:00:37 AM EST)
It's exibit "DOUBLE D", and I'm really glad you enjoyed them :-)
Would you like to examine the evidence further?
*wink,giggle,blush*
It was...
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proverbialchump
(03.23.2002 6:32:58 AM EST)
DNA all over exhibit D, and exhibit D was the defentand's lawyers bunghole.
LMAO@ Roger
lol
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acidinterval
(03.23.2002 2:21:56 AM EST)
that was exhibit E, not exhibit C roger.
Can't have been
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started by
marvin
(03.23.2002 2:20:35 AM EST)
anywhere around this area.
Exhibit D
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started by
roger
(03.23.2002 0:26:21 AM EST)
must have been my large cock. LMAO
Just protecting my sheep
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