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The Secret Of Success

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 03/24/2002
 
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This guy must be a lawyer.

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    greed.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 1:50:14 AM EST)

    greed works.lmao@tj,you are just saying that.i see a future job at hallmark in your future.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    Lawyers are magicians... (4 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.24.2002 10:50:25 PM EST)

    they make all your money dissappear..

    " Did I just say that out loud!?! "

    Hahahahahahahaa (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.24.2002 10:43:19 PM EST)

    ROFLMMFAO@TJ

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Oh yeah.. (1 reply)
    started by sassygal
    (03.24.2002 10:35:10 AM EST)

    My money would be on this guy being a lawyer.
    If my lawyer had left me with any money to bet with that is.. haha!

    now where's my redneck?

    Shakespeare said ... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.24.2002 10:30:12 AM EST)

    "the first thing we do is kill all of the lawyers"

    That oughta tell ya something!

    Bwa ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (03.24.2002 9:38:27 AM EST)

    I knew a girl in High School who opperated on the same philosophy!

    Now who did I offend this time? (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.24.2002 8:03:23 AM EST)

    Lawyers or Greedy Assholes?
    Never mind, I've repeated myself.

    99 percent of the Lawyers, give the rest a bad name.

    Hell... (4 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.24.2002 5:47:54 AM EST)

    Ive got half of them requirements.

    Is it your opinion (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.24.2002 4:13:02 AM EST)

    he's an asshole or a lawyer ? There isn't much difference except assholes are useful I guess.

    Now where have those words been mixed up together lately ? LMAO

    Nothing succeeds (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.24.2002 2:08:22 AM EST)

    like a seed sucker.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Nah, he's just a CEO (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.24.2002 0:49:13 AM EST)

    If he was a lawyer he'd be a low-down, no-good, shit-eating, baby-raping, scum-sucking, ambulance-chasing, bottom-feeding, sleazy, rude, obnoxious, pushy, over-bearing, egomaniacal, slime-of-the-earth greedy asshole.

    Check out that tongue action!
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