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Yo Mama ...
has a' Afro, with a chin strap!!!!
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Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
A lot of women......
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started by
tjshere
(04.07.2002 11:28:23 AM EST)
Refer to that area as "she." Perhaps they're carrying on an intimate conversation. Whatever. At least it keeps them limber.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Perhaps...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.07.2002 9:18:32 AM EST)
her cell phone is ringing, and she's looking for it.
thoughts
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started by
acidinterval
(04.07.2002 4:59:15 AM EST)
Man: darn I used my wifes deoderant by accident again.
Woman: is that string hanging out again?
He's checking sweat stains
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started by
marvin
(04.07.2002 3:56:27 AM EST)
and she's looking to see if her ass looks big in that skirt.
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