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Q: What is the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, it will die.
That ought to bring the oxygen level down to less then 10%.
I think.....
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started by
tjshere
(04.05.2002 3:39:38 AM EST)
Given the circumstances, I'd rather get blown through the wall than stay in that enclosed room.
good thing..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.05.2002 2:48:48 AM EST)
that guy wasn't smoking a cigarette at the time
I don't know
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started by
marvin
(04.05.2002 2:00:36 AM EST)
better that than to be shit on ?
Well
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started by
roger
(04.05.2002 1:07:42 AM EST)
It could have been worse.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN CHILI NIGHT.
Just had to say that.
Just protecting my sheep
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