"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
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Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
Cure for baldness
(2 replies)
started by
marvin
(03.31.2002 3:48:41 AM EST)
put a rabbit on your head, from a distance it looks like hare (hair)
LMAO
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started by
roger
(03.31.2002 0:49:59 AM EST)
I had an ingrown toenail once but it wasn't on my back.
Just protecting my sheep
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