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Could happen
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proverbialchump
(05.08.2002 5:59:43 PM EST)
My girlfriends a paramedic, and she's all telling me, she's gonna kill me.
Could happen
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.08.2002 11:05:42 AM EST)
Shit, I put my comment in the Title line again.
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