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proverbialchump
(05.11.2002 7:33:00 PM EST)
didnt want this kind of power plant either. They formed PETA-ASS. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and Sweat Shops.
You would think
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marvin
(05.11.2002 2:30:11 AM EST)
they'd have enough gerbils in California. Might nor avoid "brown outs" though !
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