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Bad move
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started by
tjshere
(05.12.2002 10:00:51 AM EST)
The guy is blind but the dog isn't. When he see's that the artist made him look like a cat, that guy's balls are history.
Funny one, Harry. ^5, partner.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I'm not impressed
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started by
marvin
(05.12.2002 4:13:14 AM EST)
and he's no impressionist.
It's looks as good as anything Salvadore Dali ever did.
Just protecting my sheep
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