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Yeah
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started by
roger
(05.22.2003 3:11:02 AM EST)
what he said
Just protecting my sheep
If he had....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.20.2002 1:16:24 PM EST)
....spent as much time "Tickling her Ivory" as he did with that piano. They wouldn't need a Divorce Lawyer.
Unless of course she was a Baby Grand too.
Wow.......
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started by
luvly1
(05.20.2002 11:41:02 AM EST)
That's one fine way to give her what she asks for!
Wish I'd been so clever ...
once upon a time!
Hahahaha
I think
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started by
marvin
(05.20.2002 3:29:07 AM EST)
they shouldn't have given him a job in a singles bar.
Do it buddy, and I bet all the guys in there will hum along.
This was funny Marvin
Reminds me of a joke if I may:
A piano player had a monkey and he would play the piano and the monkey would go through the crowd and gather money. One night the monkey stopped at one table and just sat down on a guy's beer. The guy yells over to the piano player and says, "Do you know your monkey has his balls in my beer?" The piano player said, "No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it."
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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