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thegrandpatron
(05.22.2002 7:47:34 AM EST)
It will break his heart when she gains about 40 pounds to that ass after they get married.
Is that ......
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started by
marvin
(05.22.2002 2:12:51 AM EST)
her ass or a top view of her cleavage ? Either one, it's a nice place to "express your love" !
I like his interpretation better, it runs along the same lines as mine. She, on the other hand can just lay down and spread 'em.
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