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Yo Mama ...
head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
One Liners
Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread!
So that's ....
(2 replies)
started by
luvly1
(05.23.2002 11:20:40 AM EST)
what it read!....Hehehehe!
I tried to see that over the stadium,but just could not tell what it said!
I wouldn't...
(2 replies)
started by
thegrandpatron
(05.23.2002 8:35:21 AM EST)
...ride in that thing. You'll just end up screwed somehow.
I feel sorry..
(1 reply)
started by
shawndiaz
(05.23.2002 8:20:43 AM EST)
for the house on the ground. I hope its just full of air in that condom!
I'll buy some of it.
(0 replies)
started by
kweenbee
(05.23.2002 1:37:11 AM EST)
But I can't afford the whole thing and I definitely won't eat it.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Sorry....
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  started by
roger
(05.23.2002 0:23:14 AM EST)
....do they come in anything larger?
Just protecting my sheep
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