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Police Cutbacks

By: harrymonkbubblePublished: 06/15/2002
 
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It’s difficult to know what’s lacking, money or brains.

Police Cutbacks

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    LMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.15.2002 10:51:49 AM EST)

    It looks like he's jamming the guy's head into a giant toaster. I'd hate to see how they take fingerprints these days..." Here, stick your hand into this waffle iron, scumbag."

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Lacking Brains of Course (4 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.15.2002 4:57:16 AM EST)

    They're police !

    Budget cut backs (0 replies)
    started by bgurss
    (06.15.2002 0:59:52 AM EST)

    Looks like another Buffalo,NY cut back on jobs!

    Just when you think your down,you log on and get GOOFBALLED!!

    And naturally (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.15.2002 0:06:55 AM EST)


    ...he just has to slam the lid down on the guy's head. You know some of them lids weight about 50lbs. hahaha

    Only a frigging cop would submit something like this... ooooops


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