"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
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"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
One Liners
Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
Uh....oh!
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luvly1
(05.26.2002 1:31:30 AM EST)
I dunno who Rex Simmons is!
LMAO!
I'm still getting a huge kick out of 1 & 2 & pee!
Hahaha!
LMAO
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started by
roger
(05.26.2002 0:39:42 AM EST)
I know it's vain to laugh at my own submission but I just now noticed the sweat band the dog was wearing... What makes that funny is they sweat through their tongues.
Oh... it's a cartoon? Damn, where are we Toto?
Just protecting my sheep
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