"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"I do not take drugs - I am drugs." — Salvador Dali
Snapple Facts
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Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
One Liners
Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
Paint Me Baby
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dick41
(06.05.2002 1:33:39 AM EST)
Now thats what I call a colorful relationship!
guess it's modern art
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started by
suicideking
(06.05.2002 0:33:40 AM EST)
can somebody paint my scrotum please? I'd like it red and blue, and you can tickle it with the brush while you're down there
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