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#60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got her own area code!
One Liners
Q. What happens if you have sex in the plumbers position? A. You stay in all day and nobody comes.
By the way...
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seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:36:37 AM EST)
...I forgot to add this in my first message: GOOD ONE ROGER!
Very interesting
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started by
seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:35:06 AM EST)
...but I think she would be better off if she simply took a frog home with her, and caught a few flies to stick someplace or other.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Us old farts
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started by
kweenbee
(06.07.2002 0:56:20 AM EST)
Always pack ammunition. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Reminds me
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  started by
roger
(06.07.2002 0:38:11 AM EST)
of me.
Just protecting my sheep
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