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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Who is under the condom?
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robnoxious
(06.26.2002 11:19:51 PM EST)
It's everyone who will not renew ... check the fine print when you signed up with goofball... it's a lifetime contract or do the walk of shame.
Don't worry ... one size fits all.
Robnoxious
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
I bet...
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proverbialchump
(06.26.2002 8:05:54 AM EST)
everybody just kept telling him to beat it!
Could be almost anyone
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marvin
(06.26.2002 3:12:52 AM EST)
it's not big and red so that rules one person out at least.
hahhaaa
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wickedwoman
(06.26.2002 3:05:03 AM EST)
Just had to open this..LMAO..great one..I wonder who the dickhead is ..
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