"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
It's obvious
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started by
kweenbee
(07.04.2002 9:39:57 PM EST)
He isn't there on the GI bill.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hey
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.04.2002 1:58:07 PM EST)
he's only got 46 more hours left before he can get his B.S.
Yeah.....
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started by
tjshere
(07.04.2002 1:04:09 PM EST)
But he can weave a basket like nobody you've ever seen, and he paid for the lessons with YOUR tax dollars. I guess we should ALL feel proud.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
He's determined
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2002 2:28:00 AM EST)
to get that art degree !
Proud Parents ?
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2002 2:25:35 AM EST)
they have to be bankrupt by now with all the student support required.
He got laid once in the sixties and is still hoping those threads still work...
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
hey
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started by
jonauc99
(07.04.2002 0:09:29 AM EST)
if you are good at something, stick with it.
-=Jon=-
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
