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    Death Is A Bitch

    By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/06/2002
     
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    Yeah, death's a bitch. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.08.2002 11:44:28 PM EST)

    And that's after you married one and died.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    that's..... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (07.08.2002 3:38:00 AM EST)

    ... just kinda lame..... sorry it's kinda like sayin', "you got a match?" "yeah, your face and my..." ahh you get the point

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    dead babies are crunchy (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (07.07.2002 0:58:50 AM EST)

    pickles come in barrels..while I come in your ass


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    Killers are silent

    That's ...... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (07.06.2002 10:31:52 AM EST)

    .....a very paw cartoon try harder next time. Hahahahahaha

    It just seems to be such an unlikely tail. Waaahahahahaha

    Only kidding Sleepy. I'm just feeling very punny today. *Groan*

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Gee...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.06.2002 9:57:27 AM EST)

    I sure hope she's been spayed.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Death is a bitch? (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.06.2002 7:48:43 AM EST)

    Oh I get it, and when you marry one, its a slow death.

    I always ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.06.2002 7:48:09 AM EST)

    .....wondered what my sister-in-law did for a living.

    ^5 for your first submission, congratulations ;-)

    So where is Death ? (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (07.06.2002 4:17:28 AM EST)

    there's not much room in there for him.

    Damit (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (07.06.2002 1:57:46 AM EST)

    your supposed to be mans bestfriend

    Trust me, I'm not your type... I am not INFLATEABLE

    On the chopping block (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.06.2002 0:16:19 AM EST)


    Well, it's the last thing you get to see...

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Waaaa hahahaha (1 reply)  
    started by skunkman
    (07.06.2002 0:03:19 AM EST)

    1st

    Peeeeee Uuuuuuu

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