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Human Sacrifice

By: roostercogburnPublished: 08/17/2002
 
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    When you see the light... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (08.17.2002 8:35:25 AM EST)
    turn left, go down the hall, and take the escalator down to hell. And have a nice day.

    Please check your wallet... (0 replies)
    started by willi
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    at the front desk. Evidently this is an express lane for those who have no health insurance.

    There are some hospitals (0 replies)
    started by marvin
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    where you are taking that risk.
    That's how I feel a lot. (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (08.17.2002 0:14:08 AM EST)
    But not a fitting pic under the circumstances. however, I'm giving it a five.

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