"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
Father we thank thee for the meal we are about to portake of. Thank you for all the many blessings you have bestowed upon us. God rest Barry's soul.. now pass the biscuits.
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