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thegrandpatron
(08.09.2002 7:42:30 AM EST)
I agree with Marv here. What is so funny about this. I'm just glad I kept my Balls out of her reach.
This is SO true
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marvin
(08.09.2002 3:45:48 AM EST)
I'm not laughing at all.
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