"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
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is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
Harry: Say GP, who are those 2 little fellers that just walked in?
GP: Don't know Harry but they bought anal lube, they can't be all bad.
Harry: One of them looks like Marvin.
GP: Yeah, well all assholes look alike except for BDL's of course.. his is gapped open like the Grand Canyon.
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I bet
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started by
marvin
(08.11.2002 4:42:08 AM EST)
he has a hands free way of getting them there too.
Gee guyz,
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started by
willi
(08.11.2002 0:31:23 AM EST)
you scared me! I thought you were going to ask me to take you to our leader, but he's a bigger asshole than you are.
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