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Another Pick-up Line

By: thecriticPublished: 08/24/2002
 
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I would have just mentioned the Mercedes.

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    started by roger
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    started by tjshere
    (08.24.2002 11:14:08 AM EST)
    In my day we had to use splints.

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    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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    started by proverbialchump
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    stiff competition.

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    The keys to that trunk. ^5

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    started by roger
    (08.24.2002 0:25:00 AM EST)

    Whatever you do don't post a message asking 'em to come... they'll stay away for sure.

    Later loser

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    started by bigdadlong
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