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The Missionary Position

By: rogerPublished: 08/31/2002
 
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The Missionary Position

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    Woops! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.31.2002 10:53:45 PM EST)

    Forgot to mention that the minister was a female who didn't feel a thing. Too lean of a schween.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    She learned it from a baptist minister (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.31.2002 10:51:55 PM EST)

    Who was taught the method by TJ.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    What does this cartoon (3 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.31.2002 3:29:38 PM EST)


    have to do with me and sheep?????

    Talk about being cornfussed....

    I know what my comment under anything GP submits will be from now on.

    hahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hey...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.31.2002 11:10:55 AM EST)

    If you had spent all that money for 8 implants, you'd wanna show `em off, too.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Thats so... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (08.31.2002 9:58:08 AM EST)

    the cream will rise to the top.

    I'm Cornfussed (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.31.2002 7:31:05 AM EST)

    I thought Roger screwed Sheep??????

    By watching ..... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.31.2002 6:15:09 AM EST)

    the farmer and the milkmaid of course.

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