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Artificial Respiration

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/07/2002
 
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Works for me.

Artificial Respiration

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    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.08.2002 11:48:21 PM EST)

    Works everytime.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    yep... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (07.08.2002 2:19:38 AM EST)

    she'll be up in a milli-second!

    and priobably be complaining that they are only $20's and not bigger

    la de da :)

    It would.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.08.2002 0:10:41 AM EST)

    bring me to....:)

    It's not working...... (5 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.07.2002 12:07:47 PM EST)

    Better whip out the titanium Visa card.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    How do the wealthy smell ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.07.2002 4:02:27 AM EST)

    down their noses.

    looks like he needs to (0 replies)  
    started by thaking4u
    (07.07.2002 1:34:02 AM EST)

    bring out the 100 dollar bills

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