"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
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"I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." — Neil Armstrong
Snapple Facts
#174 The world's biggest pyramid is not in Egypt, but in Mexico.
Yo Mama ...
has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
One Liners
Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.
If I hear one more "got wood?" jokes, I'm gonna kick her ash!
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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