"I really appreciate the hardworking staff—the docs, the nurses, the people who make this fantastic facility operate in a way that makes me pride, and in a way that will make every American proud when they learn your story. "—Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2003
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#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald you can see what's on her mind
One Liners
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
WOW
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tex402
(07.08.2002 2:10:55 PM EST)
You know that Sum'bitch has got some power when it has a power cord to plug into the wall!!!
~Fratech~
After giving birth to.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.08.2002 7:20:06 AM EST)
Shaqel O'Neal's baby, that's the only thing big enough that this women will ever feel down there.
How odd
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started by
tjshere
(07.08.2002 4:33:05 AM EST)
Imagine, giving birth to a suppository! For all the good that will do her she might as well shove it up her ass.
This is one baby
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started by
marvin
(07.08.2002 2:19:28 AM EST)
you wont mind staying up all night with.
Its the way of the world...
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started by
proverbialchump
(07.08.2002 0:45:00 AM EST)
at work and at home. "So sorry, your job has been automated, and you are no longer needed."
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