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ROFLMAO!
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tjshere
(09.07.2002 6:12:34 AM EST)
I guess when you have no teeth there's not much you still enjoy eating.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Sadly ....
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started by
marvin
(09.07.2002 4:01:10 AM EST)
they got captured because they didn't know whether they were coming or going ! LOL
I wonder if...
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started by
willi
(09.07.2002 2:41:04 AM EST)
this is the first time they've had big guns shooting projectiles on a withdrawal instead of a deposit?
This
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roger
(09.07.2002 0:33:57 AM EST)
is one of the funniest cartoons I've run across in a long time. I know, I know, I submitted it but when I found it I literally laughed out loud.
I can just see them old women dividing up the loot, maybe getting in a fight about who might get a bigger share. One killing another for her portion... hahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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