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Slow Suicide

By: thecriticPublished: 09/15/2002
 
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I heard that getting stoned gets you nowhere fast.

Slow Suicide

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    Thread comment award goes to: (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.15.2003 7:46:26 PM EST)


    Kweenbee for this CLASSIC comment:

    Did I reply to this?
    I know I voted. TJ taught me how to get stoned like this. I gave you a 5 by the way.


    Well KB, did you see a reply you'd made? And... have you EVER given anything other than a 5?

    hahahaha

    Keep those comments coming folks cause this is fun.

    So that's how (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.15.2002 4:27:16 AM EST)

    David won, Goliath threw the match ! Hahahahahahahahaha

    Get it over with (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.15.2002 2:32:24 AM EST)

    Put yourself out of your misery, and grab the brick allready!

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    Somebody call Dr. Jack (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (09.15.2002 1:38:00 AM EST)

    'cause this dude definitely needs a little assistance!

    Did I reply to this? (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.15.2002 0:58:38 AM EST)

    I know I voted. TJ taught me how to get stoned like this. I gave you a 5 by the way.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    The guy's a nut... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.15.2002 0:30:45 AM EST)


    This is probably how Suicide King would go about it.

    Anybody heard from the lad lately?


    Just protecting my sheep

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