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Signs Your Eyesight is Failing

By: garibaldiPublished: 09/09/2002
 
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Just another reason I prefer my (unscented) email.

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    Thread comment award goes to: (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (09.09.2003 0:53:56 AM EST)


    Kweenbee for his comment of:

    That ass is big enough
    For a mail slot. But in this case, I would prefer the scented mail.


    Evidently KB LIKES his mail to smell like shit.


    Keep those comments coming folks, you could be a weener.

    That ass is big enough (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.10.2002 0:33:10 AM EST)

    For a mail slot. But in this case, I would prefer the scented mail.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    marvin is right (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.09.2002 5:02:12 AM EST)

    its a federal offence to interfear with the male.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    How do you know his name's Don ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.09.2002 4:16:18 AM EST)

    and isn't interfering with the male illegal ?

    She mailed that letter (2 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (09.09.2002 1:11:46 AM EST)


    at the crack of Don.

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