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Elvis Is Still Alive

By: rogerPublished: 09/12/2002
 
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Elvis Jackson, that is.

Elvis Is Still Alive

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.12.2003 1:59:58 PM EST)


    Kweenbee for this one:

    hahahahahahaaha
    Makes perfectly good sense to me. Of course but everything makes sense to me. ^5


    Like what?


    Keep those comments coming folks, even I won once.

    The last time...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.12.2002 5:35:12 AM EST)

    I was in a hospital, that's what my nurse looked like too.

    LMAO @ TJ
    No Rog, never heard that one.

    A natural dad (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.12.2002 4:18:17 AM EST)

    Michael Jackson has lots of experience at rearing children.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    lol (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.12.2002 4:14:18 AM EST)

    this cartoon artist captured the likeness of michael

    Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    Maybe (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.12.2002 1:16:30 AM EST)


    if they check the baby's ass they will find Michael's other glove.

    I understand Woody Allen gave Michael Jackson two fives for a ten. I bet 5 more that Grand Patron has heard that.

    waaaaa hahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    hahahahahahaaha (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (09.12.2002 0:25:50 AM EST)

    Makes perfectly good sense to me. Of course but everything makes sense to me. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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