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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/02/2002
 
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(10.06.2002 9:35:20 PM EST)

LMAO@at that piece of shit dog.

Love the country, live to pee outside!

I don't know why that dog... (0 replies)
started by willi
(10.04.2002 2:46:25 AM EST)

seems so perplexed. This is the perfect opportunity to fetch the mail and smell some ass at the same time.

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What's the matter, doen't anybody have any Wise Cracks?

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