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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Hmmmmm
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started by
kweenbee
(10.06.2002 9:37:55 PM EST)
I'm not touching this one.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
hehe
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started by
oxbrain
(10.05.2002 0:02:38 AM EST)
he looks very cross
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
Sorry Bud,
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started by
willi
(10.04.2002 2:24:01 AM EST)
but we all have a cross to bear.
"I am Jesus. Not only do I have the right-of-way, I AM the right-of-way."
Now this .....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.03.2002 8:38:16 AM EST)
is the funniest cartoon I've seen in a long, long time.
LMMFAO
^5 Sleepwalker
Jesus Christ that was funny.
Hahahahahahaha
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
