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He'll Do The Talking

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/12/2002
 
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Since it isn't polite for a lady to talk with her mouth full.

He'll Do The Talking

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No, really... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(10.16.2002 11:45:40 PM EST)

I got a bee sting, she's sucking out the poison, wanna help her out?

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

was she... (0 replies)
started by acidinterval
(10.14.2002 1:53:02 AM EST)

bobbing for apples?

What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?...........Ground him

That how... (0 replies)
started by michaelcarl
(10.12.2002 5:58:36 PM EST)

I lost my high school sweetheart, WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's Ranger Bob (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(10.12.2002 1:12:26 PM EST)

And of all the luck, the poor guy was bitten again.

My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

YOUR gonna do all the talking??? (0 replies)
started by malcom
(10.12.2002 7:42:43 AM EST)

Fat chance,Sergio!

Besides,it seems the mrs is blowing something as well.

Everybody's happy.

BJ's at parties (0 replies)
started by roger
(10.12.2002 6:04:15 AM EST)


I've had my share of those. Never got caught though ....

Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
started by marvin
(10.12.2002 3:46:36 AM EST)

squirm your way out of that one pal.

Who's the asshole (4 replies)  
started by kweenbee
(10.12.2002 0:58:59 AM EST)

who keeps coming thru and rating all these contributions a one? You cowardly, immature bastard. ^5

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