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Laying Eggs

By: rogerPublished: 10/22/2002
 
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But I bet she'd do all the King's horses and all the King's men.

Laying Eggs

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    If his nose was bigger.... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.22.2002 10:41:18 AM EST)

    I'd swear that was TJ.

    Poor Marvin ... (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (10.22.2002 5:08:09 AM EST)

    she doens't do anything that's come out of a chickens ass ! LOL

    I can't believe I just said that.

    I suppose..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.22.2002 3:38:54 AM EST)

    She's probably afraid she'll get egg white in her hair.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    And he says... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.22.2002 2:43:25 AM EST)

    "Come on lady. They call me HUMPty for a reason, you know."

    Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

    I'm still a limericking along (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.22.2002 0:30:24 AM EST)


    Humpty thinks he's got it made
    after all he said he has paid
    the hooker said, "No,
    I won't give it a go
    Eggs are to be eaten, not laid."

    Poor Ladybug. (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.22.2002 0:14:02 AM EST)

    No, poor Humpty.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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