"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."Source: The New York Times, "Reporter's Notebook; Skipping Borders, Tripping Diction," David E. Sanger, May 28, 2002
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"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Well... basically... your house burned even faster." — Anonymous Fireman
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#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald you can see what's on her mind
One Liners
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
He doesn't take
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marvin
(10.21.2002 4:37:19 AM EST)
a lot of winding up.
Better buy now
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started by
tjshere
(10.21.2002 3:29:10 AM EST)
While he still has a head.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
what kinda ass....
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started by
acidinterval
(10.21.2002 3:19:27 AM EST)
would sell this sort thing.... I bet Osama is BEHIND this himself.
If I'm paying.....
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started by
willi
(10.21.2002 0:39:58 AM EST)
$7.95 for a Saddam doll, I want the original! I'm sure it's hidden underneath that pile of look-alike and imposter dolls.
One of them looks like TJ.
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started by
kweenbee
(10.21.2002 0:27:28 AM EST)
Wait a minute, I see Grand as well and there's ol PC bringin up the rear. Pun intended. Hahahahaha. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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