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Q: What do you call a German tampon? A: a Twatstika.
her vagina would take our church organ with Kweenbee playing it
Isn't she ........
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.23.2002 8:20:04 AM EST)
the same Cunt that wouldn't Fuck TJ, I mean Humpty Dumpty yesterday?
Hmmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(10.23.2002 6:06:54 AM EST)
I wonder if her body has ever rejected one?
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
thats...
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started by
acidinterval
(10.23.2002 3:27:51 AM EST)
not all she'll recieve
Here ya go:
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kweenbee
(10.23.2002 1:00:47 AM EST)
I had an uncle named Morgan
Who played too much with his organ.
He found a young gal with big enough tits
But mercy so young, she still had zits
And now, he answers to the warden.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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